CONTACT VORDAK
I would love to hear from you,
even though I'm fairly certain you have nothing interesting to say.
To email Vordak

CONTACT VORDAK'S NOTE TRANSCRIBER
I'll make sure he receives the message with his next bowl of gruel.
To email Scott Seegert

CONTACT VORDAK'S ILLUSTRATOR
Better hop to it. I don't know how much longer he's going to last.
To email John Martin